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The fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what somebody just said to you.

sodamnrelatable:

You’re like: 

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But deep inside you’re like:image

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time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

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sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

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‘The conflict between corporations and activists is that of narcolepsy versus remembrance. The corporations have money, power, and influence. Our sole weapon is public outrage. Outrage blocked the Yaccan Dam, ousted Nixon and, in part, terminated the monstrosities in Vietnam. But outrage is unwieldy to manufacture and handle. First, you need scrutiny; second, widespread awareness; only when this reaches a critical mass does public outrage explode into being. Any stage may be sabotaged. The wold’s Alberto Grimaldis can fight scrutiny by burying truth in committees, dullness and misinformation, or by intimidating the scrutinizers. They can extinguish awareness by blinkering education, owning TV stations, paying “guest fees” to leader writers or just buying the media up. The media — and not just the Washington Post — is where democracies fight their civil wars.’

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David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas

These are the words of Hester Van Zandt, an activist in the book. Reading it reminded me of the Matt Taibbi piece in Rolling Stone about the blantant corruption and the massive cover-up accompanying the Foreclosure Settlement (see While Wronged Homeowners Got 300 Apiece in Foreclosure Settlement, Consultants Who Helped Protect Banks Got 2 Billion - Matt Taibbi), and the news about the Koch Brothers buying up regional newspapers.

We are now in the postnormal, where our defining emotion will be a sense of resigned curiousity, that remembrance that Mitchell’s Van Zandt was getting at. The narcoleptic nostalgia of the postmodern is burning away in the heat of our growing outrage.

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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The Blind Banker + Lovely Caps

The Blind Banker + Lovely Caps

it8bit:

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cryptofwrestling:

Funny Monster card (1959)

cryptofwrestling:

Funny Monster card (1959)

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brotherbrain:

Fez (Xbox 360) Polytron 2012.

brotherbrain:

Fez (Xbox 360) Polytron 2012.